Peroni Nastro Azzuro at La Lunar Bar

Another night of DLENGERISING came upon us this past Saturday as we ‘messed’ at Peroni Nastro Azzuro blue lit shindig at La Lunar Bar, where St. Tropez used to be, in Bryanston. What made this Italian experience extra spectacular was the fact that La Lunar Bar was also officially launching. It was glamorously layered with crystal white décor, and a sexy bike that brought out the naughty in everyone as they took bike-pictures on it. 

This lovely shindig was so high end, it featured former Miss South Africa contestant welcoming the attendants at the door.  The food was amazing, as the waitresses aggressively kept the sushi, lamb chops, and some other odd, yet really tasty, Italian cuisine on the flow. What was also on the flow was that lovely juice we call ‘alchibooz’. In case you didn’t know, that’s BEEDZ for “alcohol you drink when you want to end up crawling at the end of the night”.

A lot of A to C listers were there, but the one character that really interested THE BEEDZ was former Live presenter, Andile Ncube, lately referred to as Mandla Lamba’s BFF. *Mmmh… I wonder.* Anyway, he was there for a minute or two, then suddenly disappeared. That’s why we couldn’t even get a picture of the bugger. He probably had to rush off to deal with that new business venture he is working on with his multi-millionaire new BFF. What does Andile know about business incubation anyway?

RJ Benjamin’s nice performance made people move towards the dancefloor, and some DJ made a lot of people move away from the floor, as he had about four people on the dance floor and some walking out the door (let’s be nice and assume that it was getting too late for some oldies). Hip-Hop came into the scene and err‘body hit the dance floor! It was ga-gamtuous!

La Lunar and Peroni did The BEEDZ best. Thank you Thandie... DLENG!!!  

For our comments on some of the pictures, SCROLL DOWN. We just had to dedicate some time to discuss the faux pas we saw that night. Major Faux DLENGs of life.  

2003 Miss SA Teen, Masechaba Dlengezele 

Wooo Masechaba mara. Base e moo. Miss 'DLENG'ezele was not looking too DLENG this time. Here's a tip, because I like her: "If you are planning to use base or whatever make up, do it in moderation. If you can't, then make sure you don't forget to cover your hair line as well." I don't understand why she did this to herself cos she is such a naturally beautiful lady. *Faux DLENG!!!*

       

      

2006 Miss SA Teen, Zizo Beda

I don't know how she does it, but Zizo always finds a way to make fabulous outfits look frumpy. She looks like she just woke up, put on that cute dress, and decided not to make it look fabulous. As Mpho would say: "She looks like an unmade bed."

*Faux DLENG!!!*

By the way... "No," this was not a Miss SA Teen reunion party. I wouldn't blame you for thinking so though. Moving right along...

Uhm... Ja, ne? I know we all feel sexy once we've had a glass or two, but come on. Who said that simulating sex on the dance floor was cool? I think we should just leave it there because the outfits can be summed up in one word: "DEBAUCHERY"

For more pictures, check out the slide show we have put up for you on the top right part of our blog. Remember, your feedback is really appreciated, so comment away. XXX Dleng!!!